Lover Of Charm Pillows

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Guard coming."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

Realistic balloon animals.

Guest Houses.

Adult filmstrips

Candlelit dinner.

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

A shepherd with crook.

Turkey wary of Christmas

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'