Lover Of Charm T-Shirts

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"I'm not like other frogs."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

Candlelit dinner.

Guest Houses.

Adult filmstrips

A shepherd with crook.

Turkey wary of Christmas

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

'Magic'