Lucky Charm Lover Pillows

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

"No, I don't think it'll change him... He's just waiting until it's off-peak time so he can call his mother and tell her the good news!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"We can't lose. I got Dad's lucky tie out of his closet."

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

The Ascent of Man

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

Superstitious tennis player wearing lucky charms with black cat passing by.

'Ooh look, you've got a free lucky horseshoe with your giant meatballs.'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'