Enchantment Enthusiasts Pillows

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Ghost School.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Sleeping Beauty

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Witch's Brew.