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"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Sleeping Beauty

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'She's still a novice yet.'

"You've been served."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Witches at a cauldron.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Broom! Broom!"

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Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

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