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Late BroomStick

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Sleeping Beauty

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"You've been served."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Tales of the unicorns"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Free why-fi.”