Lover Of Enchantment Prints

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Magic Tricks

Storm in a magic lamp.

Sleeping Beauty

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Fairy tale

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"No guarantees, right?"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Genie Barbecue.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)