Enchanted Storyteller Gifts

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Pixie

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Fairy Queen

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Newt sale

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"You think it's tough down there?"

Men dancing

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

Don Giovanni

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

'Once upon a time...'

Catch of the day.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Teacher said I should be an astronomer. I'm really good at staring into space!"

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Picasso's Blue Period

Claudette Melanson

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

"It's a doomsday scenario...I love it."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

Backpackers.