Enchanted Storyteller Pillows

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Pixie

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Fairy Queen

Newt sale

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Fairy tale

"You think it's tough down there?"

Witch dice.

fairy tales

Men dancing

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Don Giovanni

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

'Once upon a time...'

Catch of the day.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Teacher said I should be an astronomer. I'm really good at staring into space!"

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It's a doomsday scenario...I love it."

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."

Claudette Melanson

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

Picasso's Blue Period

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

Backpackers.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'