Enchanted Story Follower Pillows

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

'Are you made of sugar?'

Warrior Woman

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Love Potion

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

The Fox and the Crow.

Fairy Queen

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

King Commute.

Baron de Munchausen

Pixie

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'Faked his own death.'

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

"I brake for milk & cookies"

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'

"She says she's got squatters rights."