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Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

'Are you made of sugar?'

Warrior Woman

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

Love Potion

"Tales of the unicorns"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

The Fox and the Crow.

King Commute.

Fairy Queen

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Baron de Munchausen

Pixie

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

'Faked his own death.'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

"I brake for milk & cookies"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

Fearless Frog Part 17

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'