Enchanted Wanderers Mugs

Elf

'Not that net!'

Late BroomStick

Newt sale

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Tales of the unicorns"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Carpet cleaner.

Rustic Campgrounds.

Visit the Geek islands.

Fairy Queen

The Wizard.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Ghost Playing Cello

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Cow and Pig leave for school.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

A swordfish saws through a raft.

Pixie

'Hey, buddy! Do you want to buy some really hot pictures of Little Red Hood?'