Folk Story Follower Mugs

King Commute.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Invisible clothes

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

The Fox and the Crow.

William Tell in his younger years.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

King Marke of Cornwall