Folk Story Follower Prints

King Commute.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

William Tell in his younger years.

The Fox and the Crow.

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end."

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

'Right, my lad - get down from there before you fall and break something!'

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'