Improvisational Athletes Gifts

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Pyramid Skiers

Castaway with a tennis court.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"This is a real Dada performance."

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

"Have you been here long?"

Cello player using a comb

'We totally ran out of diapers while you were out. I took care of it.'

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'What's the torch doing in the Christmas cake.'

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

Upper class homeless man.

Island with sail.

"Our phone's 'on-hold' music system is temporarily down."