Improvisational Trainer Gifts

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Balloon dog training

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

I get my ideas on sale...

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'