Improvisational Trainer Gifts

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Lockdown casserole

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Cartoonist thinking'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Balloon dog training

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Frank Zappa

'Propane ran out.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.