Improvised Athlete Gifts

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Thrilled with his new driver, Mark simply couldn't wait to get to the range to try it out.

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'Hip pointers are not the most serious sports injuries. They're just really embarrassing.'

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

Pumping up the bike tyres

"I don't understand, I've been thinking about running a marathon for years and it hasn't got me anywhere."

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball!'

'Today marks our third year on the island. . . let's use the good china!'

Perhaps the word 'sports' is too comprehensive.