Impostor Syndrome Survivor Pillows

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

Fake it.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

'Let's keep this simple - what part of you doesn't hurt?'

Bee

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

Fart, barf, cough.

"My complaint is RARE? - y'mean none of my friends have it?"

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

Ronald D Laing.

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"I haven't seen you for a while." "I've been ill."