Imposter Syndrome Battler Pillows

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Out of Focus Group

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Fake it.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

Directions for walker across several hills.

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

A sleeping couple

Hare restorer.

Farmer fighting off snail

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"I flunked out my last semester."

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

"C'mon, Carl... you're not fooling anybody with that rug."