Imposter Syndrome Battler Gifts

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Pop Culture for Teens

Bee costume

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Out of Focus Group

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Fake it.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

A sleeping couple

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Hare restorer.

'I just can't figure it out.'

Farmer fighting off snail

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Man pulling nose hair and inadvertently head hair.

"I flunked out my last semester."

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Apparently you didn't shake well'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

"C'mon, Carl... you're not fooling anybody with that rug."

Cull people who like plastic plants.