Imposter Syndrome Analysts Gifts

"I flunked out my last semester."

"That's a big fat lie!"

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

'I envy your metabolism.'

Fake it.

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

'I just can't figure it out.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

'That can't be me. I know exactly where I am.'

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

Independence Day 2012

Applied Science.

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"