Imposter Syndrome Analysts Prints

"I flunked out my last semester."

"That's a big fat lie!"

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

'I envy your metabolism.'

Fake it.

Ronni Ancona.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

'I just can't figure it out.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Catch of the Day: Flu, Strep Throat, Cold, Hepatitis

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

'That can't be me. I know exactly where I am.'

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

Independence Day 2012

Applied Science.

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"