Imposter Syndrome Empath Gifts

"Sometimes I worry I'm a wolf dressed as me."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

Fake it.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Ronni Ancona.

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

The Chinese of Paris - 'Beer!... Never... only absinthe makes a man fit again!'

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

"I flunked out my last semester."

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

An equestrian warning a child.

Cull people who like plastic plants.

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

"This is worse than I thought - he seems to have claustrophobia."

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

A Better Job Market

"I'm Irving Lasky, once you get to know me."

"Anyway, it was nice talking and talking while you stood there in agony waiting for the opportunity to say even one word."

"Claustrophobia."