Imposter Syndrome Ponderer Pillows

"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

No Immediate Danger

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Conspiracy Cat

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Inventing Time Travel

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

307 days without an accident.

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Schrodinger's kittens

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"