Imposter Investigator Pillows

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Elfis"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Totalitarian Humour

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'