Impostor Admirer Pillows

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Little help?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Wotan with eye patch

Czarcasm

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Gym Dog

"A haand gel...!?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Magic Tricks

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."