Imposter Story Fan Pillows

"I'm maybe not the real Santa, but I'm the only Santa who would do it for the money your dad was willing to pay for the job!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"So, how's your other half?"

Happy New Ear!

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Houdini's Dog

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Fake it.

"It's a human hand!"

"Now it's high definition!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Thelonious Monk

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'