'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'
Impatient Queue Stander Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who finds waiting in line a bit too much? Our collection for impatient queue standers features witty, creative designs that add humor to those long waits. Perfect for anyone who prefers to keep their cool (or not) while waiting. These products bring a fun twist to a common annoyance, making the experience a little more bearable and a lot more amusing.
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'
'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'
Medical Center.
'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'
'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'
"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"
"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."
'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
'I'll take #1.'
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)
"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."
"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."
"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."
You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!
Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.
"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."
"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."
She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.
'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'
"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."
'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'
Expect delays.
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.
"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."
Once, the doctor actually saw me on time. It felt like a huge wait had been lifted from my shoulders.
Impatient Queue Stander Gifts Collection
Impatient Queue Stander Mugs
Explore our mug collection for impatient queue standers and find a witty design that will make every coffee break more amusing.
Impatient Queue Stander Pillows
Discover pillows for impatient queue standers to add humor and personality to their living space — because everyone deserves a good laugh at home.
Impatient Queue Stander Prints
Browse our prints collection for impatient queue standers to personalize their space with clever designs that celebrate their unique patience level.
Impatient Queue Stander T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for impatient queue standers — perfect for making a statement and showcasing their fun attitude while waiting.