Immersing In Soap Operas Gifts

'... And now for this week's episode of, 'the fallen arches'.'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

June Brown

Soap Opera

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Joan Collins

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

The Jung and the Restless.