Imaginative Schemer Gifts

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Phoenix

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

CEO Escape

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."