Visionary Schemer Gifts

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Pipe Dream.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Game changing

Business Target

The Day Dreamer.

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

"It's a long term goal."

Wishing Well

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

'They suit you.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.