Illness Support Gifts

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

Couple

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

Leaning on a friend

Saline Dion.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"