Illness Support Pillows

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Couple

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Leaning on a friend

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."