Igloos Gifts

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

Santa's auger

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Arctic Snails.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Igloo Art.

Business acquaintances on holiday

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Taxi

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Arctic Hothouse

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

For sale

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .