Igloo Inhabitants Gifts

'My wife is frigid!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog Igloo.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Arctic Snails.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Arctic Hothouse

Taxi

Igloo Art.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Business acquaintances on holiday

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Honey, wake up

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