Igloo Hunter Gifts

Igloo Hunting - 'What happens if the ice pack breaks up? What about polar bears?...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

dog vs UFO...

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Dog Igloo.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Moon Cave

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'