Igloo Hunter Pillows

Igloo Hunting - 'What happens if the ice pack breaks up? What about polar bears?...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog Igloo.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Moon Cave

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.