Igloos Pillows

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

Santa's auger

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Dog Igloo.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic Snails.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Arctic Hothouse

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Igloo Art.

Taxi

Business acquaintances on holiday

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Igloo Building.

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.