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"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

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"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

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Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

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"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

RIP Dr. Tom Kent: In my absence contact Dr. G. Hall

"Mr. Saltee"

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."

"As them if I can have the bottle when it's empty - it'll make a really nice table lamp."

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Signs you're becoming annoying on a really, really long road trip.