Collector Of All Things Quirky Pillows

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Biliard Enthusiast

"Paper or plastic?"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Psychiatric convention"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Potatoes.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

An old shoe in every bag!

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Misfortune cookies

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

Cat and Mouse

"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

Devil selling angel wings.