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Speed skater.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'