Ice Sleuths Mugs

Speed skater.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"You might wanna consider taking a refresher course. Penicillin doesn't come from mold, it comes from the pharmacist."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'