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Snowman Murder

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'