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"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Net Zero Superstitions

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Undercover Santa

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

Arthur Conan Doyle

'It looks fishy to me.'

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity

Snowman Murder

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"Eeek! I just realized that your my 13th paranoid this month!"

Obvious problem.

'I'm superstitious, I never walk under a ladder, I touch wood...' '..And he never works on a week with a Tuesday in it!'

"Apparently, this curse has a lot more going for it than we figured."

'Excuse me!..D'you work here?'

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"He always worried that living at number 13 was unlucky, but it's just superstitious rubbish."

"It looks very different when the tides out"

"How are those?"

"I think the 'curse of the Bambino' has transferred to your Portfolio."

"He's been!"