Winter Sleuth T-Shirts

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

A boy acting suspiciously

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Ski kicker.

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Spy Satellite

'...and where did you bury the bone?'