Winter Sleuth T-Shirts

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

A boy acting suspiciously

Paranormal A-Z...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Ski kicker.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Spy Satellite

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."