Ice Pad Enthusiast Gifts

GoalieRobics.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

The Hockey World

Ice Skater

Baking

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Ice skating

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Giant Ice Skates

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Global Warming Penguin

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Coldsaurus

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink