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GoalieRobics.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

Ice Skater

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Ice skating

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Giant Ice Skates

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Torville and Cow'.

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Coldsaurus

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Global Warming Penguin

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Prozzac"

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink