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Vice On Ice.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"We used to be cooler."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Cutting round an igloo...

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Coldsaurus

GoalieRobics.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Global Warming Penguin

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'