Ice Capade Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Ice Skaters

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You call this ice?"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Snowman and girl

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Hockey Goal

Global Warming Penguin

Coldsaurus

GoalieRobics.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Woolly tofu.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'