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The discovery of asparagus.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"My feet are cold."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Trash-talkin' artists

"Don't be lazy."

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Vice On Ice.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Lake Skater

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"I'm thinning the ice."

"Get Whale Soon!"

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Eskimo fishing over a submarine

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Dog pees on outraged snowman

Ice Skaters